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Thursday, April 26, 2007
WTF is a Crimson Tide, anyway?
#1 Alabama Crimson Tide
v.
#16 Air Force Falcons
Crimson Tide
Description: Red mud. I can't blame them for deciding to dress up an elephant instead of some guy covered in mud, but they aren't the Alabama Pachyderms.
Weapons: Ummm.... dirtiness?
Advantages: ???
Disadvantages: It's mud.
Falcon
Description: A Falcon.
Weapons: Two talons and a beak.
Advantages: Flight - the dive and retreat form of attack can really be annoying.
Disadvantages: Size - falcons are large for birds, but still are by their very nature lightweight, with weak bone structures.
Intelligence - they are base animals, with little more than instinct to guide them.
The Fight
The Falcon flaps its wings, and the mud dries up.
Winner
The Falcon
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