Thursday, April 26, 2007

WTF is a Crimson Tide, anyway?

#1 Alabama Crimson Tide


#16 Air Force Falcons

Crimson Tide

Description: Red mud. I can't blame them for deciding to dress up an elephant instead of some guy covered in mud, but they aren't the Alabama Pachyderms.

Weapons: Ummm.... dirtiness?

Advantages: ???

Disadvantages: It's mud.


Description: A Falcon.

Weapons: Two talons and a beak.

Advantages: Flight - the dive and retreat form of attack can really be annoying.

Disadvantages: Size - falcons are large for birds, but still are by their very nature lightweight, with weak bone structures.
Intelligence - they are base animals, with little more than instinct to guide them.

The Fight
The Falcon flaps its wings, and the mud dries up.

The Falcon

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